Posted by Bob Williamson on 3/26/2004, 10:26 am I was traveling between Muskoka and Newmarket the other day when a tire blew out. "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man. "Conservative," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided "Liberal" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Liberal for five Har --- Dee --- Har --- Har !!!
CAR TROUBLE
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag
down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle
to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again,
I gave the same answer, "Conservative."
that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Conservatives. The next car to stop
was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively
and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative.
stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through
her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher
and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
minutes and already, I want to screw somebody!!!
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