You don't understsnd humour when you see it. You don't understand an attempt to facilitate you when you see it. You don't understand basic physics. You have appalling interpersonal skills.
To be frank, I think you are out of your league.
All in all I would prefer it if you didn't bother to reply to anything I post. I'm certainly not going to reply to any more of yours.
You have nothing reasonable to say to me, and I for one am bored with the novelty of communicating with cardboard cutout.