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    Re: Stand-up... Archived Message

    Posted by Kahdoosch on 12/31/2004, 2:02 pm, in reply to "Re: Stand-up..."

    I did stand up one time only at the frog and bucket(just to get it out of my system).

    Shit myself, dry mouth, cold sweat everything.

    It went alright but I wouldn't do it again.

    I'm assuming you have an idea for a 'persona' so what you write depends on how it fits in with that image.

    Try developing the 'new on the market' male angle.

    Like...

    She threw me out because... etc.

    1) Why are you newly single?

    Did you do everything wrong but think you were a paragon of partnership?

    Were you a 'hired help' but got sacked when you asked for a pay rise?

    Are you the 'eternally jilted'?

    Do you really, really, know how to puleease a womeerrrrn? wink, wink.

    etc...

    2)What's the scene like now compared to when you were younger???

    Do girls walk around night clubs with taxi metres on their handbags?

    Are they a bit more 'forward' than you are used to?

    Are you dead set against starting a relationship so soon after the last one but you can't say no to all the offers you get?

    Do you say no to all the offers you get and get treated like you're a frigid tease?

    Do you get less offers than a medium sized cucumber?

    Are there any single ladies in the audience???

    There's loads of angles you can work from it all depends on if you want to play, "Aw poor me", or, "right then, show me where the white women are at".


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