The message said:The following message (subject: Koran Surah 115
was posted by Muhammad:, on 19/12/2004 00:22:11.
Koran Surah 115:
One day, as Muhammad: sat under a palm tree masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad, "Because Allah's younger cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a PIG?" asked an incredulous Ahmed, staring at Muhammad strangely.
"Of course," replied the deranged Muhammad, now hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship ####ing pigs?" asked Ahmed.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed a sardonic Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision.
"You're a madman Muhammad," answered a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter.
Muhammad, again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was now too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed, shaking his head, disappeared behind a sand dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, adding, "Muhammed is crazier than a shithouse rat!"
Aren't computers wonderful?
